1 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:08,836 [IRISH ACCENT]A GOOD NIGHT TO YOU ALL. 2 00:00:08,836 --> 00:00:11,972 NEXT TIME THE CORNED BEEF'SON ME, DON'T YOU KNOW? 3 00:00:11,972 --> 00:00:13,373 HA HA HA HA! 4 00:00:13,373 --> 00:00:15,142 OH! 5 00:00:16,977 --> 00:00:18,679 TOP OF THE EVENIN'TO YOU, LASSIE. 6 00:00:18,679 --> 00:00:20,781 AND WHAT MIGHTYOUR NAME BE? 7 00:00:20,781 --> 00:00:22,749 MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION. 8 00:00:22,749 --> 00:00:24,084 OH, MAL FUNCTION. 9 00:00:24,084 --> 00:00:27,321 WOULD THAT BE SHORTFOR MALLORY THEN? 10 00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:28,989 [WHISTLE] 11 00:00:28,989 --> 00:00:30,657 AH, IS ITJUST ME, LASS, 12 00:00:30,657 --> 00:00:33,727 OR ARE YOU SENSIN'SPARKS BETWEEN US? 13 00:00:33,727 --> 00:00:37,264 I THINK YOU'VE FALLENFOR OUR HUNTING DECOY. 14 00:00:37,264 --> 00:00:39,166 WE USE IT TO LURE OUTOUR PREY. 15 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:40,767 AND DESPITETHE MALFUNCTION, 16 00:00:40,767 --> 00:00:41,969 IT APPEARSTO HAVE WORKED. 17 00:00:41,969 --> 00:00:44,805 NOW HAND OVERTHE GOLD, LEPRECHAUN. 18 00:00:44,805 --> 00:00:46,273 OOH! 19 00:00:46,273 --> 00:00:48,876 BUT GOLD-DIGGINGDEFINITELY DROPS YOU 20 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:50,410 A FEW POINTSON THE "HOT METER." 21 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:54,414 YOU'RE THE ONEABOUT TO BE DROPPED,DRAGON BOY. 22 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,755 FINISH HIM! 23 00:01:01,755 --> 00:01:03,891 HI-YAH! 24 00:01:03,891 --> 00:01:05,659 HA! 25 00:01:07,694 --> 00:01:08,929 HEY-YAH! 26 00:01:08,929 --> 00:01:11,064 HA!UH! 27 00:01:11,064 --> 00:01:12,299 HA HA! 28 00:01:12,299 --> 00:01:13,800 AAH HA! 29 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:14,902 YAH! 30 00:01:14,902 --> 00:01:16,770 WHAA! 31 00:01:16,970 --> 00:01:21,808 NIGHT 739 OF URBANNOCTURNAL SURVEILLANCE. 32 00:01:21,808 --> 00:01:23,410 STILL NO PROOFOF THE EXISTENCE OF... 33 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:24,845 [GASP] AT LAST! 34 00:01:24,845 --> 00:01:25,913 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! 35 00:01:25,913 --> 00:01:28,949 ALL RIGHT, PEEPER,SHOW'S OVER. 36 00:01:31,051 --> 00:01:33,053 NO, WAIT!I HAVE JUST CAPTURED 37 00:01:33,053 --> 00:01:35,088 A MAGICAL CREATUREON ZE FILM! 38 00:01:35,088 --> 00:01:38,759 THE MOST RESPECTED SCIENTISTIN ZE WORLD! 39 00:01:38,759 --> 00:01:44,164 AND RESERVE OUR SPECIAL"RESPECTED SCIENTIST"HOLDING CELL. 40 00:01:44,164 --> 00:01:45,766 WATCH THE HEAD NOW. 41 00:01:45,766 --> 00:01:48,969 AI! 42 00:01:48,969 --> 00:01:51,805 ? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ? 43 00:01:51,805 --> 00:01:55,442 ? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ? 44 00:01:55,442 --> 00:01:57,978 ? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ? 45 00:01:57,978 --> 00:02:01,848 ? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ? 46 00:02:01,848 --> 00:02:04,351 ? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ? 47 00:02:04,351 --> 00:02:09,089 ? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ? 48 00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:10,891 ? A REAL LIVE WIRE ? 49 00:02:10,891 --> 00:02:13,093 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 50 00:02:13,093 --> 00:02:14,428 DRAGON UP! 51 00:02:14,428 --> 00:02:16,430 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 52 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:19,299 OH, OH, OH,WHOA! 53 00:02:20,467 --> 00:02:22,736 ? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ? 54 00:02:22,736 --> 00:02:23,937 ? BREAK OUTWITH THE DRAGON ? 55 00:02:23,937 --> 00:02:25,806 ? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ? 56 00:02:25,806 --> 00:02:27,374 ? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ? 57 00:02:27,374 --> 00:02:29,142 ? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ? 58 00:02:29,142 --> 00:02:31,011 ? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ? 59 00:02:31,011 --> 00:02:32,012 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 60 00:02:32,012 --> 00:02:33,814 ? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ? 61 00:02:33,814 --> 00:02:35,816 ? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ? 62 00:02:35,816 --> 00:02:38,819 ? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ? 63 00:02:38,819 --> 00:02:40,954 YA HEARD! 64 00:02:40,954 --> 00:02:43,257 JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK! 65 00:02:43,257 --> 00:02:45,792 AW, MAN. 66 00:02:49,496 --> 00:02:53,267 SO, CLASS,FEAST YOUR EYEBALLS 67 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:55,802 ON MY LATESTSCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY. 68 00:02:55,802 --> 00:02:57,204 UH, MR. ROTWOOD... 69 00:02:57,204 --> 00:02:59,539 YEAH! I'M LOOKIN'AT YOUR FLIER, 70 00:02:59,539 --> 00:03:02,009 AND THE ONLY THINGMY EYEBALLS IS FEASTIN' ON 71 00:03:02,009 --> 00:03:04,044 IS A BIGRED AND YELLOW BLOB. 72 00:03:04,044 --> 00:03:06,113 IT LOOKS KIND OF LIKEMY MOM'S LASAGNA. 73 00:03:06,113 --> 00:03:08,882 MY MOM'S LASAGNA FLYIN'AND DOIN' KUNG FU! 74 00:03:08,882 --> 00:03:11,785 NEIN!THIS IS NOT ANY PASTA! 75 00:03:11,785 --> 00:03:13,120 IT IS A DRAGONOR A SPHINX 76 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,988 OR MAYBE A GRIFFIN.MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 77 00:03:14,988 --> 00:03:17,057 AND I AM ZE FIRSTTO CAPTURE ONE ON FILM, 78 00:03:17,057 --> 00:03:18,025 WHATEVER IT IS! 79 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:21,862 BUT THAT'S ALL FAIRY TALE,MUMBO-JUMBO STUFF. 80 00:03:21,862 --> 00:03:24,865 OH, YES. IT'SMUMBLY-JUMBLY STUFF,OF COURSE. 81 00:03:24,865 --> 00:03:30,971 NUMBER 1: ZERE ISA MAGICAL CREATURE LOOSEIN NEW YORK CITY. 82 00:03:30,971 --> 00:03:33,907 NUMBER 2: I AM OFFERINGA $500 REWARD 83 00:03:33,907 --> 00:03:35,542 FOR PHYSICAL EVIDENCEOF SAID CREATURE. 84 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:37,811 AND NUMBER 3, ANDPERHAPS MOST IMPORTANT: 85 00:03:37,811 --> 00:03:40,881 IT ISPROFESSOR ROTWOOD! 86 00:03:40,881 --> 00:03:43,050 [BELL RINGS] 87 00:03:44,885 --> 00:03:47,154 ROTWOOD IS TRIPPIN' HARD. 88 00:03:47,154 --> 00:03:48,221 WHAT? 89 00:03:48,221 --> 00:03:53,894 I WONDER IF MY MOM EVEN KNOWSTHAT HER LASAGNA ESCAPED? 90 00:03:54,861 --> 00:03:56,096 [VIDEO GAMESOUND EFFECTS] 91 00:03:56,096 --> 00:03:57,464 THE CLOCK'SRUNNING DOWN! 92 00:03:57,464 --> 00:04:01,301 Grandma: TRIXIE!YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HUNGRY? 93 00:04:01,301 --> 00:04:02,936 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? 94 00:04:02,936 --> 00:04:05,505 WE JUST TRYIN'TO MAKE A FOURTH-QUARTER COMEBACK 95 00:04:05,505 --> 00:04:08,975 TRIXIE, CAPTAIN BIERHOLTZ'SCALLED IN SICK, 96 00:04:08,975 --> 00:04:12,279 SO I'M FLYING THE ENTIRELONDON TO TOKYO TO L.A. RUN. 97 00:04:12,279 --> 00:04:14,014 I WON'T BE BACKUNTIL THURSDAY. 98 00:04:14,014 --> 00:04:16,583 BEHAVE YOURSELF.WRITE TO YOUR FATHER 99 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:18,218 AND LISTENTO YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 100 00:04:18,218 --> 00:04:20,454 I PROMISE.LOVE YOU, MOM. 101 00:04:20,454 --> 00:04:22,089 LOVE YOU, TOO. 102 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:23,056 BYE, KIDS! 103 00:04:23,056 --> 00:04:26,360 FLY SAFE. WATCH OUT FORFLYING LASAGNA UP THERE, 104 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,061 YOU HEAR? 105 00:04:28,895 --> 00:04:32,165 Grandma: TRIXIE!WHERE YOU GOIN, GIRL?! 106 00:04:32,165 --> 00:04:33,533 I'M RIGHT HERE,GRANDMA! 107 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:36,536 YOU AND YOUR FRIENDSWANT SOME FOOD? 108 00:04:36,536 --> 00:04:39,873 A'IGHT, ONLY TIMEFOR ONE MORE PLAY. 109 00:04:39,873 --> 00:04:41,308 HEY, YO, JAKE,RUN A DEEP POST. 110 00:04:41,308 --> 00:04:44,277 SPUD, PICK UPTHAT RED DOG BLITZ. 111 00:04:44,277 --> 00:04:45,445 [BEEPING] 112 00:04:45,445 --> 00:04:47,914 I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN! 113 00:04:52,185 --> 00:04:55,021 [MUSIC PLAYING] 114 00:04:56,289 --> 00:04:57,457 WHOO-HOO!YEAH! 115 00:04:57,457 --> 00:04:59,526 YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! 116 00:04:59,526 --> 00:05:03,697 WE'RE THE CHAMPIONSOF A WORLD THAT DOESN'T EXIST! 117 00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:04,931 WHOO-HOO! 118 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:07,934 AND THE EXTRA POINTIS... 119 00:05:10,003 --> 00:05:11,972 [ALL GASPING] 120 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:16,376 OH, NO! NOT MOM'SSUITTON CRYSTAL! 121 00:05:16,376 --> 00:05:17,978 Grandma: TRIXIE!WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN THERE? 122 00:05:17,978 --> 00:05:19,946 WHAT'S THATABOUT THE CRYSTAL? 123 00:05:19,946 --> 00:05:21,948 UH, NOTHING,GRANDMA!IT'S COOL! 124 00:05:21,948 --> 00:05:24,384 I WAS JUST WELCOMINGOVER MY NEW FRIEND! 125 00:05:24,384 --> 00:05:25,585 HER NAME IS CRYSTAL! 126 00:05:25,585 --> 00:05:26,653 UHH! 127 00:05:26,653 --> 00:05:30,657 I'M CRYSTAL! NICE PLACEYOU GOT HERE, TRIXIE! 128 00:05:30,657 --> 00:05:34,094 AND THAT SPUD IS ONECOOL AND HOT--OW! 129 00:05:34,094 --> 00:05:38,365 Grandma:YOUR FRIEND CRYSTALWANT SOMETHIN' TO EAT? 130 00:05:38,665 --> 00:05:42,035 MOM IS GOINGTO STRAIGHT FREAK! 131 00:05:42,035 --> 00:05:44,504 THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE,ONE-OF-A-KIND 132 00:05:44,504 --> 00:05:47,974 DAD GAVE IT TO HERON THEIR FIRST ANNIVERSARY. 133 00:05:47,974 --> 00:05:49,609 Spud: THAT VASEWASN'T ONE-OF-A-KIND. 134 00:05:49,609 --> 00:05:52,679 IT WAS LIMITED EDITIONOF 100 PIECES. 135 00:05:52,679 --> 00:05:55,649 NOW LET'S GO FINDANOTHER ONE! 136 00:05:56,716 --> 00:05:59,219 UH, I'M LOST. 137 00:05:59,453 --> 00:06:01,354 YOU HAVEEXQUISITE TASTE. 138 00:06:01,354 --> 00:06:04,958 SUITTON CRYSTAL, 1912.MINT CONDITION. 139 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:07,394 WRAP IT UP, JACK!I'LL TAKE IT. 140 00:06:07,394 --> 00:06:08,628 UH, VERY WELL. 141 00:06:08,628 --> 00:06:11,565 THAT WILL BE $600ALL WRAPPED UP. 142 00:06:11,565 --> 00:06:15,268 DID YOU JUST SAY $600? 143 00:06:15,268 --> 00:06:18,672 NOW, HOW MUCH IFWE GET IT UNWRAPPED? 144 00:06:19,539 --> 00:06:21,675 Spud: 62, 63... 145 00:06:21,675 --> 00:06:24,678 WE'VE $16.63. 146 00:06:24,678 --> 00:06:26,446 I'M DOOMED. 147 00:06:26,446 --> 00:06:27,414 DOOMED! 148 00:06:27,414 --> 00:06:28,682 SHE'S GETTINGHYSTERICAL! 149 00:06:28,682 --> 00:06:30,717 GET A HOLDOF YOURSELF, WOMAN! 150 00:06:30,717 --> 00:06:31,718 JUST CHILL, GUYS. 151 00:06:31,718 --> 00:06:33,687 THE 3 OF USARE FRIENDS FOR LIFE 152 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:37,424 IF WE PUT OUT MINDS TO IT,THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T DO. 153 00:06:37,424 --> 00:06:39,559 YEAH! A'IGHT! YOU RIGHT! 154 00:06:39,559 --> 00:06:42,028 LET'S GET IT CRACKIN'. 155 00:06:53,673 --> 00:06:56,042 [TIRES SCREECH] 156 00:07:00,614 --> 00:07:02,449 [BEEP] 157 00:07:13,793 --> 00:07:15,529 OOH! 158 00:07:37,651 --> 00:07:40,353 Spud: AND 600 CENTS. 159 00:07:40,353 --> 00:07:41,521 THAT'S $6.00 160 00:07:41,521 --> 00:07:44,357 WAIT A SECOND.WE LOST $10.63. 161 00:07:44,357 --> 00:07:45,525 I'M DOOMED. 162 00:07:45,525 --> 00:07:47,127 DOOMED! 163 00:07:47,127 --> 00:07:48,828 SHE'S LOSINGIT AGAIN! 164 00:07:48,828 --> 00:07:50,297 WOMAN,GET A GRIP! 165 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:52,098 GUYS, GUYS,IT'S JUST A SETBACK. 166 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:54,601 SO WE STILL NEED,LET'S SEE... 167 00:07:54,601 --> 00:07:56,803 CARRY THE 1... 168 00:07:58,805 --> 00:08:00,774 UH, LISTEN... 169 00:08:00,774 --> 00:08:04,678 MEET ME BACK HEREIN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 170 00:08:05,845 --> 00:08:07,280 DRAGON UP! 171 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,517 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 172 00:08:12,185 --> 00:08:15,288 WORK IT. OWN IT.NOW POUT FOR ME. 173 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:17,223 JAKE, I'M NOTFEELING IT. 174 00:08:17,223 --> 00:08:18,692 JUST TAKETHE PICTURES, HALEY. 175 00:08:18,692 --> 00:08:20,727 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 176 00:08:20,727 --> 00:08:26,633 AND PRINT...AND BINGO. 177 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,303 [BUZZ]WHAT? WHO'S THERE?DORMEZ? 178 00:08:30,303 --> 00:08:32,672 OH, IT'S YOU.WHAT DO YOU WANT? 179 00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:33,673 THE DOLLARS, YO. 180 00:08:33,673 --> 00:08:37,744 HUH! SO, THIS ISWHERE YOU LIVE. 181 00:08:37,744 --> 00:08:40,780 UH...REAL NICE CRIBYOU GOT HERE, MR.-- 182 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:45,385 AH. WELL, ENOUGHOF THE PLEASANTCHITTY-CHAT, EH? 183 00:08:45,385 --> 00:08:47,587 YOU HAVE EVIDENCEFOR MJA? 184 00:08:47,587 --> 00:08:50,423 CHIKA-CHECK IT OUT.SO I'D LIKE THEREWARD IN CASH. 185 00:08:50,423 --> 00:08:53,627 IT'S ALL ABOUTTHE BENJAMINS, BABY.YEAH! 186 00:08:53,627 --> 00:08:56,529 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!HEY! 187 00:08:56,529 --> 00:08:58,331 SHAME ON YOU,MR. JAKE LONG. 188 00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:01,735 THESE PHOTOGRAPHSARE OBVIOUSLYA RIDICULOUS HOAX. 189 00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:03,403 SAY WHAT?!THOSE WEREWAY BETTER 190 00:09:03,403 --> 00:09:05,572 THAN THAT LASAGNAPICTURE YOU HANDEDOUT IN CLASS. 191 00:09:05,572 --> 00:09:07,374 EXACTLY.THESE ARE TOO GOOD. 192 00:09:07,374 --> 00:09:09,709 NO ONE COULDGET THIS CLOSE TOAN ACTUAL DRAGON, 193 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:12,479 PARTICULARLY AN AMATEURSUCH AS YOURSELF. 194 00:09:12,479 --> 00:09:15,482 NOW TAKE THIS AWAYFROM MY FACE! 195 00:09:15,482 --> 00:09:16,449 [SLAM] 196 00:09:16,449 --> 00:09:18,818 OH, MAN! 197 00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:23,423 TRIXIE, YOU'RE GONNA SELLYOUR WHAT TO SCIENCE?! 198 00:09:23,423 --> 00:09:27,394 NO, JUST HANG TIGHT.I'M TOTALLY ON THIS. 199 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:32,165 MM-HMM! INTERESTING.UH-HUH. HMM. 200 00:09:32,165 --> 00:09:37,270 WHAT?! NO! THOSE AREGENUINE DRAGON SCALESAND CLAWS FOR REAL. 201 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:41,908 THAN TRYING TO FOOLA TRAINED MYTHOBIOLOGIST,MR. LONG. 202 00:09:41,908 --> 00:09:44,778 DRAGON CLAWSGLOW IN THE DARK.EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. 203 00:09:44,778 --> 00:09:47,947 AND THEIR SCALESHAVE THE FAINTESTODOR OF LAVENDER. 204 00:09:47,947 --> 00:09:50,383 LAVENDER?GLOW IN THE DARK? 205 00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:54,521 YOU WOULDN'T KNOWA DRAGON IF IT TOOKA BITE OUT OF YOUR BUTT. 206 00:09:54,521 --> 00:10:00,593 DRAGONS GO FOR THE THROATAND HAVE ACUTE ALLERGIESTO HUMAN "BUTTOCKSES." 207 00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:04,597 WHAT?! AW, FORGET YOU. 208 00:10:04,731 --> 00:10:08,334 GLOW IN THE DARK. TSSS! 209 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,775 EYE OF THE DRAGON. 210 00:10:15,775 --> 00:10:18,445 END OF THE LINE,LEPRECHAUN. 211 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:21,214 SO MUCH FOR THE LUCKOF THE IRISH. 212 00:10:21,214 --> 00:10:21,715 [GASPS] 213 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:27,520 SAY GOOD-BYE,LEPRECHAUN. HAH! 214 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,389 Jake: NOT SO FAST. 215 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:32,625 HYAH!UHH! 216 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,964 HYAH!HAH! 217 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:41,267 DON'T YOU EVERTAKE A DAY OFF?UHH! HAH! 218 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:44,571 I'VE BEEN DREAMINGABOUT SLAYING A DRAGONSINCE BIRTH. 219 00:10:44,571 --> 00:10:46,973 WELL, KEEP DREAMIN'!HAH!HYAH! 220 00:10:46,973 --> 00:10:50,677 WE COULD TRY BACK ALLEYTURTLE RACING. 221 00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:52,512 OR, UH,PULL-IT-AS-I-GO CARTS. 222 00:10:52,512 --> 00:10:54,447 I HEAR THAT COULD BEPRETTY LUCRATIVE. 223 00:10:54,447 --> 00:10:55,749 SPUD, PUH-LUH-LUH-EASE. 224 00:10:55,749 --> 00:10:58,384 DON'T EVEN COME AT MEWITH ANYMORE SCHEMES. 225 00:10:58,384 --> 00:11:00,687 I NEED PAPER,COLD, HARD, LOOSE CHANGE. 226 00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:03,790 AND IT AIN'T GONNAJUST DROP DOWN OUTOF THE SKY AND-- 227 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,525 AAH!AAH! 228 00:11:05,525 --> 00:11:10,797 WHOA! THAT'SONE BIG LASAGNA.MAYBE I'M DREAMING 229 00:11:10,797 --> 00:11:15,668 HEY, WHAT AREYOU DOING DREAMINGABOUT ME ANYWAY, 230 00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:17,036 HUH? 231 00:11:17,036 --> 00:11:18,404 IS IT DEAD? 232 00:11:18,404 --> 00:11:21,508 IT'S STILL BREATHING. 233 00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:22,876 BREATHING FIRE. 234 00:11:22,876 --> 00:11:23,676 [PASSES GAS] 235 00:11:23,676 --> 00:11:25,578 OUT OF BOTH ENDS?! WHA-- 236 00:11:25,578 --> 00:11:27,680 BREATHINGAND TOOTING FIRE? 237 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,783 HOLD FAST. 238 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:33,620 DON'T JUST STAND THERE.GRAB THE HEAD. 239 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:38,324 NOT MY HEAD, BOY!THE DRAGON'S! 240 00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:41,795 FINALLY! SCIENTIFIC LOG... 241 00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:44,697 I WILL NOW DECIPHERTHE MYSTICAL INSCRIPTION 242 00:11:44,697 --> 00:11:48,535 ON THE LOST AZTEC TABLETOF MONTE RUBIO. IT SAYS... 243 00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:51,437 Trixie, pounding:HEY, YOU! OPEN UP! 244 00:11:51,437 --> 00:11:54,774 Trixie: WHAT UP, WHAT UP?!YOU IN THERE, MR. ROTWOOD? 245 00:11:54,774 --> 00:11:57,076 PROFESSOR! IT'SPROFESSOR ROTWOOD. 246 00:11:57,076 --> 00:11:59,546 NOW WHAT IS IT?WHAT DO YOUHOODLUMS WANT? 247 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:02,415 WE HERE TO GET PAID!BELIEVE THAT. 248 00:12:02,415 --> 00:12:05,919 NO MORE HOAXES ANDCON JOBS FROM YOULITTLE SWINDLERS. 249 00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:07,620 NOW, GO ON.GET OUT OF HERE. 250 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:08,621 SHOO! RUN AWAY! 251 00:12:08,621 --> 00:12:13,760 I GUESS WE'LL JUSTTAKE THIS GENUINEDRAGON ELSEWHERE. 252 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,529 WAIT! ACHTUNG! STOP! 253 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:20,900 WAIT. WHAT IS THAT?IT'S A MAGICALCREATURE. A DRAGON! 254 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:24,637 WELL, HECK, YEAH.AIN'T THAT WHATYOU ASKED FOR? 255 00:12:24,637 --> 00:12:28,808 Spud: THAT'S ABOUTAS MUCH PROOF AS YOU'REEVER GONNA GET, BUDDY. 256 00:12:28,808 --> 00:12:30,710 NOW COUGH UPTHE CASHOLA, HMM? 257 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:32,645 WELL, OF COURSEI'M COUGHING!I'M COUGHING! 258 00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:34,781 I'LL GET THE $500IMMEDIATELY. 259 00:12:34,781 --> 00:12:35,982 WAIT RIGHT THERE.I'LL GO COUGH. 260 00:12:35,982 --> 00:12:37,984 OH, POP THEM BRAKES,DUDE. UH-UH. 261 00:12:37,984 --> 00:12:41,554 WE JUST DELIVERED YOUA WHOLE LIVE DRAGONRIGHT TO YOUR DOOR. 262 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:43,656 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOSTART TALKING MOREBUCKS THAN THAT. 263 00:12:43,656 --> 00:12:47,026 SHALL WE OPEN UPTHE NEGOTIATIONS, DUDE? 264 00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:50,797 YEAH, BABY!NOW THAT'S WHATI CALL BLING-BLING! 265 00:12:50,797 --> 00:12:53,867 [INHALES] AH!MONEY SMELLS GOOD. 266 00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:57,604 COME ON. JAKEY'SGONNA LOSE HIS PUDDINGWHEN HE SEES THIS. 267 00:12:57,604 --> 00:13:00,707 Professor Rotwood:WAKEY, WAKEY, MR. DRAGON. 268 00:13:00,707 --> 00:13:04,043 SCIENTIFIC LOG...SUCCESS AT LAST! 269 00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:07,013 I HAVE A QUIET,ALIVE, MAGICAL CREATURE! 270 00:13:07,013 --> 00:13:08,781 HOW DID I--PROFESSOR-- 271 00:13:08,781 --> 00:13:14,587 I HAVE CONTAINED THE CREATUREIN THE BACK OF A SPECIALLY-REINFORCED ARMORED CAR 272 00:13:14,587 --> 00:13:16,656 OF MY OWN DESIGN.[RATTLING] 273 00:13:16,656 --> 00:13:20,393 THE SPECIMEN DISPLAYSSUPER STRENGTH UNDTHE ABILITY TO FLY! 274 00:13:20,393 --> 00:13:24,731 HOWEVER, THE LEGENDS OFDRAGONS BREATHING FIREAND ALL OF THESE THINGS 275 00:13:24,731 --> 00:13:27,433 HAVE NO BASISIN FACTUAL--AAH! 276 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,836 UH, STRIKETHAT LAST PART. 277 00:13:29,836 --> 00:13:32,405 YAAH! 278 00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:33,139 AAH! 279 00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:35,808 ENOUGH WITH THE FIRE! 280 00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:39,779 UHH! 281 00:13:41,748 --> 00:13:43,483 [RINGS] 282 00:13:43,483 --> 00:13:44,617 WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT? 283 00:13:44,617 --> 00:13:46,619 OH, YES.THIS IS CORRECT. 284 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:47,787 BRING ALL OFYOUR TV CAMERAS. 285 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:49,589 I WILL BE UNVEILINGMY DISCOVERY 286 00:13:49,589 --> 00:13:52,692 AT A PRESS CONFERENCEIN EXACTLY 2 HOURS. 287 00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:54,627 AAH![FIRE ALARM] 288 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:56,729 HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT! 289 00:13:56,729 --> 00:13:59,699 Trixie: OH, JAKEY,YOU HOME, BABY? 290 00:13:59,699 --> 00:14:03,703 AHEM! I'M NOTUSUALLY SUPPOSED TO 291 00:14:03,703 --> 00:14:05,638 LET FRIENDS INTOHIS ROOM UNSUPERVISED. 292 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:08,441 HE'S AFRAID THEY MIGHTFIND OUT ABOUT HISTEDDY BEAR COLLECTION 293 00:14:08,441 --> 00:14:12,645 AND THE FACT THATHE SLEEPS WITH A NIGHTLIGHT EVERY NIGHT... 294 00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:14,881 SINCE HE WAS 2. 295 00:14:15,748 --> 00:14:19,886 WE GOTTA LET HIM KNOWTHAT WE'RE GONNA HAVEENOUGH DINERO LEFT OVER 296 00:14:19,886 --> 00:14:22,722 TO BUY SOME NEW SKATEBOARDSAND ALL THAT. 297 00:14:22,722 --> 00:14:25,024 MAYBE HE, LIKE,WENT AND ROBBEDAN ART MUSEUM. 298 00:14:25,024 --> 00:14:28,628 OR PERHAPS HE WENTON SOME REALITY SHOWTO WIN THE MONEY. 299 00:14:28,628 --> 00:14:29,796 OR, YOU KNOW, I DUNNO. 300 00:14:29,796 --> 00:14:30,897 SHUSH! LOOK! 301 00:14:30,897 --> 00:14:34,767 [GASPS]I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 302 00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:38,037 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON. 303 00:14:38,037 --> 00:14:41,874 THE DRAGON ATE JAKE?OH, MAN. WHAT A WAY TO GO! 304 00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:44,911 NO! THE DRAGONDIDN'T EAT JAKE! 305 00:14:44,911 --> 00:14:47,981 LOOK AT THIS!THE DRAGON IS JAKE! 306 00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:53,052 WHAT DOES IT MEAN AND HOWDOES MY MOM'S LASAGNA FITINTO ALL THIS? 307 00:14:53,052 --> 00:14:59,826 IT MEANS WE JUST SOLDOUR BEST FRIEND TOROTWOOD FOR CASH! 308 00:15:04,797 --> 00:15:07,800 I CAN'T BELIEVE WEJUST SOLD JAKE OUTTO ROTWOOD LIKE THAT! 309 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,070 MAN, WE REALLY AREGREEDY AND COLD-HEARTED. 310 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:12,538 I, LIKE, HATE US! 311 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,240 COME ON, YO!LET'S MAKE MOVE! 312 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,108 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! 313 00:15:15,108 --> 00:15:16,976 [DOORBELL BUZZING]OPEN UP! 314 00:15:16,976 --> 00:15:17,944 HELLO? HELLO? 315 00:15:17,944 --> 00:15:23,216 LISTEN, PROFESSOR.THERE'S BEEN A BITOF A MISUNDERSTANDING. 316 00:15:23,216 --> 00:15:24,884 WE NEED OUR DRAGONBACK PRONTO. 317 00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:29,622 YOUR DRAGON? HA HA HA!I DON'T THINK SO! 318 00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:31,824 IT IS NOW MY DRAGON,IS IT NOT? 319 00:15:31,824 --> 00:15:34,694 NOW, WHO SENT YOU?DR. VAN HORN WITH THAT HAIR? 320 00:15:34,694 --> 00:15:36,829 OR PROFESSOR BECKSLEY?MR. BIXLEY BECKSLEY! 321 00:15:36,829 --> 00:15:38,765 LOOK, DUDE,NOBODY SENT US. 322 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:42,001 LOOK, WE'LL EVENGIVE YOU ALLYOUR MONEY BACK. 323 00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:44,971 NEIN! I AM ON MY WAYTO A PRESS CONFERENCE 324 00:15:44,971 --> 00:15:48,741 THAT WILL MAKE METHE MOST RESPECTEDSCIENTIST IN THE WORLD! 325 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:50,910 YOU WANT A DRAGON?HERE, TAKE THIS ONE. 326 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,678 GOOD DAY. 327 00:15:52,678 --> 00:15:55,014 MAN, WHY DIDN'T JAKETELL US? 328 00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:57,150 WE ALL HARBORDARK SECRETS. 329 00:15:57,150 --> 00:16:01,054 MY THIRD TOE IS LONGERTHAN ALL MY OTHER TOES. 330 00:16:01,054 --> 00:16:03,689 KEEP THAT ONETO YOURSELF, HOMEY. 331 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:05,792 NOW, WE GOTTA GET JAKESOME KIND OF HELP. 332 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,794 DO YOU THINK HIS MOMAND DAD KNOW? 333 00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:12,065 HOLD UP, HOLD UP.WHAT ABOUT JAKE'SGRANDFATHER? 334 00:16:12,065 --> 00:16:14,667 THAT OLD WORKINGIN THE SHOP BUSINESS. 335 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:18,638 I LIKE THE NUMBER 4JACKALOPE IN THEFIFTH RACE AND THE-- 336 00:16:18,638 --> 00:16:21,007 MY BAD FOR BUSTING INON Y'ALL LIKE THIS. 337 00:16:21,007 --> 00:16:23,743 [WHISPERING]I'll call you back. 338 00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:24,644 WOOF WOOF! 339 00:16:24,644 --> 00:16:26,012 WE'RE FRIENDSOF JAKE. 340 00:16:26,012 --> 00:16:28,681 JAKE...HE'S A DRAGON,AIN'T HE? 341 00:16:28,681 --> 00:16:31,717 HA HA HA HA! A DRAGON?OH, NO! 342 00:16:31,717 --> 00:16:37,757 AH, THE IMAGINATION OFTHE YOUNG, IT'S LIKE ABUTTERFLY IN THE RAIN. 343 00:16:37,757 --> 00:16:41,894 JAKE'S A DRAGON.WELL, THAT PROBABLY MEANSYOU'RE ONE, TOO, RIGHT? 344 00:16:41,894 --> 00:16:43,963 DROP THE ACT,GRAMPS.THEY KNOW. 345 00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:48,835 AAH! IT'S THAT CRAZYDOG UP IT! AND LOOK,IT REALLY TALKS. 346 00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:52,672 VERY SHARP, SWEETHEART.CHECK OUT THE KING-SIZEBRAIN ON THIS ONE, EH? 347 00:16:52,672 --> 00:16:56,008 AFTER TODAY, NOTHING WILLSURPRISE ME EVER AGAIN. 348 00:16:56,008 --> 00:17:00,179 YOU MUST UNDERSTAND.JAKE'S IDENTITYIS A SECRET. 349 00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:01,948 NO ONE CAN KNOWWHAT HE IS. 350 00:17:01,948 --> 00:17:06,786 YEAH. THE WHOLE WORLDIS ABOUT TO FIND OUTWHAT JAKE IS... 351 00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:10,256 AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT. 352 00:17:10,256 --> 00:17:16,762 [PROFESSOR ROTWOOD SINGING] 353 00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,764 HERE WE GO. 354 00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:20,299 [TIRES SQUEALING] 355 00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:24,637 UH, SHOULDN'T YOUBE THE ONE BEHINDTHE WHEEL? 356 00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:27,807 OH, BUT THETALKING DOG DOES. 357 00:17:27,807 --> 00:17:29,976 WELL, HE HASA DOG LICENSE. 358 00:17:29,976 --> 00:17:35,915 THE TALKING DOG IS TRYINGTO CONCENTRATE OVER HERE.OH, YEAH! 359 00:17:36,115 --> 00:17:39,919 Fu Dog: HOLD TIGHT, KIDDIES,WE'RE PASSING ON THE RIGHT! 360 00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:41,754 AAH!AAH! 361 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,859 KEEP IT STEADY. 362 00:17:49,095 --> 00:17:51,030 Jake: GRANDPA!HOLD ON! 363 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:54,834 OH, UNBELIEVABLE!ANOTHER ONE! 364 00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:59,071 TAKE THIS, MR. DRAGON. 365 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,275 Fu Dog: HANG ON! 366 00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:04,510 AAH!AAH! 367 00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:07,847 [TIRES SQUEALING] 368 00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:08,748 UHH! 369 00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:11,684 [HONKING] 370 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,822 HEY, STICK A SOCKIN THAT HORN! 371 00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:18,424 CAN'T YOU SEE WE GOTA SITUATION HERE? 372 00:18:18,424 --> 00:18:21,994 I OUGHTA--I MEAN...WOOF! 373 00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:26,732 SORRY. I AM OFF DUTY. 374 00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:31,437 IF YOU CAN GET US TO THEHOBOKEN SCIENTIFIC INSTITUTEIN 10 MINUTES FLAT. 375 00:18:31,437 --> 00:18:33,139 THAT, PLUS $6.00 TIP. 376 00:18:33,139 --> 00:18:34,840 BUCKLE UP, KIDS! 377 00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:41,714 6 YEARS AGO, I WAS FIREDFROM THIS VERY INSTITUTION 378 00:18:41,714 --> 00:18:43,950 FOR MY CONTROVERSIALYET BRILLIANT THEORIES 379 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:47,753 ON THE EXISTENCEOF MAGICAL CREATURES. 380 00:18:48,454 --> 00:18:50,122 [BOTH GRUNTINGAND GROANING] 381 00:18:50,122 --> 00:18:52,225 Spud, quietly:IT WON'T BUDGE. 382 00:18:52,225 --> 00:18:54,460 TRIXIE! SPUD! 383 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,762 UHH! OH, I MEAN,UM...AHEM! 384 00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:59,799 [GRUFF VOICE] I'M A BIG,SCARY DRAGON! RRARR! 385 00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:01,734 Trixie: KILL IT, JAKE.WE KNOW IT'S YOU. 386 00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,569 NOW HANG TIGHT. WE ABOUTTO SPRING YOU, BABY. 387 00:19:03,569 --> 00:19:06,205 BUT I--[SIGHS]THERE'S NO WAY. 388 00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:08,174 ROTWOOD'S GOT THIS TRUCKBUILT LIKE A VAULT. 389 00:19:08,174 --> 00:19:09,909 YOU GUYS JUST BETTERGET OUT OF HERE. 390 00:19:09,909 --> 00:19:10,977 NO CHANCE, BRO. 391 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:12,178 WE'RE HERE FOR YOU,JAKEY. 392 00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:14,513 FRIENDS FOR LIFEAND FRIENDS FOR REAL. 393 00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:16,349 NOW THIS IS HOWIT'S GOING DOWN. 394 00:19:16,349 --> 00:19:19,285 LISTEN UP. HOLLA![WHISPERING] 395 00:19:19,285 --> 00:19:21,754 [TIRES SQUEALING] 396 00:19:21,754 --> 00:19:25,358 AND SO IT'S TIME TOCHANGE THE VERY COURSEOF HUMAN HISTORY 397 00:19:25,358 --> 00:19:30,263 UND SCIENCE WITH ONESTARTLING REVELATION! 398 00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:33,532 AW, WE'RETOO LATE! 399 00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:35,301 BEHOLD THE DRAGON! 400 00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:38,004 HEY, PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,CAN I TAKE THIS THING OFF YET? 401 00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:39,839 HEY, WHAT'S CRACKULATING,Y'ALL? 402 00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:43,843 [GASPS] YOU!BUT--BUT--WHAT HAVEYOU DONE WITH MY DRAGON? 403 00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:45,444 NO, NO, NO!COME BACK!LISTEN TO ME! 404 00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:47,780 THERE WAS A REAL DRAGONIN THE BACK OF THIS TRUCK! 405 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:50,950 A BIG, RED, NICE ONE, OH,WITH BIG EYES! IT'S TRUE! 406 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:54,520 THIS BOY IS JUST ONE OFMY WRETCHED STUDENTS! 407 00:19:54,520 --> 00:20:00,026 YOU MIND EXPLAINING WHYYOU HAVE HIM LOCKED UPIN THE BACK OF A TRUCK? 408 00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:02,461 WELL, I--WELL, I--COULD--I-- 409 00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:04,430 I THINK YOU BETTERCOME WITH US. 410 00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:13,873 OH, WITH SUCH BIG EYES!I AM A TOP SCIENTIST,A GENIUS! DON'T TOUCH ME! 411 00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:16,375 [SIREN] 412 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,511 UHH! OH, THANKS, GUYS. 413 00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:20,513 Fu Dog: SOME PHOENIXFEATHER, BA-BOOM! 414 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:22,481 A LITTLE VENUSFLYTRAP ROOT, BA-BING! 415 00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:26,085 AND PRESTO!ONE MIND-ERASE POTION. 416 00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:29,522 THERE'S BEEN MANYA MORNING I COULD HAVEUSED A FEW OF THESE. 417 00:20:29,522 --> 00:20:32,558 SO, WHAT? I JUSTPOUR THIS INTO TRIXIEAND SPUD'S DRINK? 418 00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:36,862 IT WILL MAKE THEMFORGET EVERYTHINGMAGICAL THEY HAVE SEEN. 419 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:37,563 BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS! 420 00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:39,532 I KNOW,BUT THERE ARE RULES. 421 00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:43,202 THE WORLD DRAGON COUNCILWOULD NEVER ALLOW THEM TO KNOW. 422 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:44,470 [CALLS OUT] 423 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,872 WHAT? WHERE?WHERE ARE THEY? 424 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,908 OH, KEEP YOUR KNICKERS ON,LADDIE. 425 00:20:48,908 --> 00:20:52,611 I JUST NEVER GOT A CHANCETO THANK YOU IS ALL. 426 00:21:01,854 --> 00:21:03,589 I DON'T KNOW HOWYOU DID IT, JAKEY. 427 00:21:03,589 --> 00:21:07,360 IT WAS NOTHIN'.I USED A PIECE OF GOLDFROM THIS LEPRECHAUN AND HE-- 428 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,862 WELL, THE--IT'S A LONG STORY. 429 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:12,531 LISTEN, JAKE. SPUD AND IWANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. 430 00:21:12,531 --> 00:21:14,300 THIS WHOLE MAGICAL THING-- 431 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:17,603 LOOK, MAN, WE DON'T CAREIF YOU'RE A DRAGON, A TROLL, 432 00:21:17,603 --> 00:21:20,539 OR EVEN MYMOM'S LASAGNA.A UNICORN... 433 00:21:20,539 --> 00:21:23,609 YEAH. POINT IS,WE'RE FRIENDS FOR LIFE, 434 00:21:23,609 --> 00:21:26,379 AND FRIENDS FOR REAL,AND THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 435 00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:28,447 WHATEVER SHE JUSTSAID, TOTALLY. 436 00:21:28,447 --> 00:21:30,049 Grandma: TRIXIE,WHAT YOU DOIN', GIRL? 437 00:21:30,049 --> 00:21:32,518 YOU HUNGRY IN THERE?YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? 438 00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:34,086 NAH. NO, THANKS,GRANDMA. 439 00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:36,522 COME ON, Y'ALL.LET ME GIVEY'ALL THE BUSINESS 440 00:21:36,522 --> 00:21:38,190 OF THIS GAMEREAL QUICK. 441 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:39,625 [GAME BEEPING] 442 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,495 JAKE, WHAT'S UP?YOU WITH US, BABY? 443 00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:49,468 I'M WITH YOU...MOST DEFINITELY. 444 00:21:49,602 --> 00:21:52,004 Professor Rotwood:SCIENTIFIC LOG... 445 00:21:52,004 --> 00:21:53,572 BEGIN WORKINGON A NEW THEORY 446 00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:55,541 CONCERNING A DRAGON'SNATURAL ABILITY 447 00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:57,643 TO SHAPESHIFTINTO HUMAN FORM. 448 00:21:57,643 --> 00:22:02,681 ALSO, KEEP A CLOSE EYEON MR. JAKE LONG. 449 00:22:02,681 --> 00:22:06,452 THAT'S A VERY NICE TATTOO. 450 00:22:06,502 --> 00:22:11,052 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0